Europe XIII: Leery of Leer? Never!
November 14th, 2008, 4:02 pm by BrianDavid has been a great traveling companion. You should always choose your travel companion carefully, because you will spend a lot of time together. Even close college friends can end up driving each other up the wall after all that close proximity. Not so with David, though this was the first time we ever undertook any trip together apart from a run from New Orleans over to a day on the beach at the Redneck Riviera in Mississippi. His patience has been remarkable and appreciated, especially when I’d go dashing off on a tangent to get just the right photo of something interesting, or when I’d disappear into a CD store for an hour or so.
One thing he does, which was by no means irritating but was rather amusing, is he gets lost when checking his e-mail on his iPod and loses track of time. Hence, on our second morning in Leer, he was still sitting on the bed in his shorts e-mailing a friend in Dallas when it was breakfast time. I had showered first, then walked across the square to the wonderful, friendly neighborhood bakery we could see from Ed’s living room windows, and had returned with Brötschen and goodies for breakfast, but he hadn’t moved from the same spot I left him in. So by the time Ed returned with the rental car for our drive to the Netherlands that day, David was still eating breakfast.
After getting the swing of “Grüße Gott” in Bavaria, “Hej då” in Sweden and “Bon jour” in France, I have had to get acclimated to “Moin” (pronounced like the onamatopeaiatic “boing” without the G at the end) here in Ostfriesland. Everybody Moins each other left and right. This morning I paused en route to the bakery to swish off my shoes in a puddle outside as they still had remnants of sheep poo from our walk last evening on the dykes. An old man came walking along, stopped, and stood looking at me very inquisitively, so I just Moined him. With that he seemed perfectly satisfied. Sometimes they Moin each other twice in succession, as when we walked in a shop and the proprietress said “Moin, Moin.”
Leer is a really neat town. As it wasn’t bombed in the war, being not very important, all the old buildings are still intact. The Rathaus with its tower is red brick, as are most buildings, and is very ornamented inside. Woodwork is heavy, and the vaulted ceilings are painted in subdued dark colors with coats of arms and trompe l’oeil trimwork painted on them. The floor was composed of tiles set in a simple geometric pattern. Of course it has a Ratskeller, but it is spelled without the H found elsewhere in Germany. Up here they still speak Plattdeutsch, so there are a lot of regionalisms I can’t understand. Many signs are both in Hochdeutsch, the ‘High German” spoken elsewhere in Germany, as well as Plattdeutsch, or “Flat German,” named for the flatlands along the North Sea coast.
Ed said though Leer was the first German city to be declared “Jew free” when the Nazis rose to power, the people were actually not vehemently Nazi nor rabidly anti-Semitic. The two old Jewish cemeteries in town were not vandalized or desecrated during the regime. We walked past one last evening.
Last night Ed took us to a pizza place run by an Italian friend named Mikael, whose German was about as bad as mine. He seems to do everything in his restaurant himself, though we could hear someone else clattering around in the kitchen. Thus, service is very leisurely. We started with a delicious shrimp soup on Ed’s recommendation, followed by individual pizzas. Mine was topped with ham, cheese and onions. It was the good thin crust we like.
Our side trip into the Netherlands today took us Groenigen, a big university town where Ed received his doctorate in law. It is very lively and people mainly get around by bicycle. When you try to cross a street, you really have to watch out for the cyclists rather than cars, trucks and buses. You’re more likely to get run down by a two-wheeler than by anything on four or more wheels. Groenigen suffered some damage in World War II, but has many restored buildings lining its broad squares and boasts a lot of the red brick architecture we’ve been noticing in these North Sea communities.
Ed took us through the red light district just for the sake of our cultural enlightenment. Many of the windows had their drapes drawn, as it was still early in the day, but ladies populated several of them. Some just sit and watch TV or read magazines. Some feature little decorations such as sexy garters or high-heeled shoes on display. A couple had handcuffs and other, ahem, implements, and little signs reading, in Dutch, “SM is also available here.” I tried to take a surreptitious picture but the ladies are on the lookout for cameras and would run and hide or draw their curtain. Ed said the industry is highly regulated and inspected, including the premises, the, er, equipment, and the ladies (or men, though we didn’t see the male district). One can argue the pros and cons of legalized prostitution, but law enforcement sure seems to like the legalized version. At least the police know where the hookers are, that they are regulated, and the cops can concentrate their efforts on more serious crimes.
We stopped for tea at a neat three-story little house tucked in the corner of St. Martin’s church. It used to house altar boys and other church staff, or workers for the cloister behind the church. Ed ordered some typical Groenigenish (is that a word?) snacks, which were little fried things: two small balls about an inch in diameter, one with a reddish spicy stuffing and one with a more smooth creamy potato-like filling. There were also small eggrolls. He also ordered us salsa with corn chips, which were like Doritos in size, color and triangular shape, but were lighter in texture. (You know how Doritos can lacerate your mouth? These don’t do that.) The tea was by Twining’s.
We mostly walked around and looked at the buildings. A light, misty rain came in off the North Sea while we had stepped into a used CD shop. While we were in it I bought the soundtracks to the first two “Godfather” movies, which I didn’t have on CD, and a CD of TV themes done in rock and ska styles. It should be interesting. The let up after a short while.
Ed had to go to his office after we returned to Leer, as they are having some difficulties with a client, so David and I walked over to see the Bünting Teemuseum. Tea has been a huge part of the Ostfriesland culture since the 1600s when sailing ships would bring it to port. The Bünting Tea Company has been around since the 1800s. Frau Gisela Buss runs the museum, which consists largely of her humongous collection of teapots, tea strainers, tea heaters, tea boxes, etc. After we toured the museum we were invited to drink tea with some other guests. Frau Buss lectured on the proper Ostfriesland way of drinking tea. I was surpised to find I’ve been doing it wrong all these years. Or at least I would’ve been had I been an Ostfrieslander.
“I think you just drink coffee in America?” Frau Buss supposed. I assured her we drink tea, too. In fact, I told her, iced tea is very popular in northwest Florida. She looked at me as if I just said we commonly shoot puppies, too. “That is not tea,” she declared. “Iced tea is not good for the body.” She did a somewhat involved lecture to the room of eight other guests on how cold tea doesn’t refresh the body on a hot day as hot tea does, which draws out the heat. Or something.
There are three stages of drinking a cup of tea in Ostfriesland, Frau Buss explained. First, begin by dropping a lump of rock sugar, called a Kruntje, in the bottom of the cup before the tea is poured over it. The hot tea cracks the sugar, which is metaphoric for the difficulties of life spoiling its sweetness. Then the cream is added, but is poured along the rim of the cup by a little scoop that looks like a teaspoon with the bowl bent at a right angle to the handle. Thus, it flows down the side of the cup and is then forced up in a little fireworks-like burst from the bottom when it reacts with the heat from the tea. And whatever you do, don’t you dare stir it!
Frau Buss instructed us to slurp our tea. You do not linger over a cup of Ostfriesland tea, chatting and eating cookies as if you were an Englishman. Oh no, you must drink it as rapidly as possible, hence the acceptibility of hearty slurping sounds around the tea table. “Think only of the tea!” instructed Frau Buss when we’d dare stop slurping to exchange comments. David got hollered at for swirling his tea. “You are not James Bond mixing a martini!” she declared. You must savor the three stages of the tea, she explained patiently. First is the creamy part, which segues to the strong middle, then you at last reach the sweet bottom portion. The ten of us dutifully slurped our ways through three cupfuls, permitted one cookie apiece in between each cup of Bünting Nr. 7 tea.
Only after the third cup of tea was consumed was a spoon permitted to be introduced into the cup, and that was to dig out the by now mostly dissolved slush of the Kruntje. Everyone agreed it was quite a cultural experience and Frau Buss seemed pleased to release another table of cultured tea drinkers. Afterwards we obligingly purchased two types of Bünting tea in the front shop, Bünting Nr. 7 and “Moin Moin” breakfast tea, plus a little plastic bag of Kruntjes. I also bought a tea cup that said “Moin Moin” on the side.
Back in the U.S. for almost a month now, I still can’t drink iced tea without imagining Frau Buss’ disapproving glare burrowing into my skull. But she would be proud to know that at Saturday breakfast recently, after a bit of practice, I finally got the fireworks burst of cream to appear in my cup of Nr. 7.
I found a tremendous souvenir soon after our enlightening visit to Frau Buss’s tea emporium. Poking in the used section of a book shop, I discovered volume II of a photo book about the 1936 Berlin Olympics. I had bought volume I last year during a visit to New Orleans. I dithered, as it was a rather hefty, atlas-sized book, but David pointed out the likelihood of my ever finding it again was slim to none, so I broke down and bought it. I think he was just taking a fiendish delight at seeing more weighty things added to my increasingly heavy backpack.
Dinner our last evening in Leer was at a wonderful, cozy schnitzel restaurant off the usually busy main pedestrian shopping street. While I’m not big on Wienerschnitzel, which I usually find rather dry, I love Zegeunerschnitzel, which is smothered in an onion gravy. However, this time I had the Jägerschnitzel, or Hunter’s Schnitzel, which also had a rich onion and green and red pepper gravy with mushrooms. It was outstanding. Ed insisted we try the restaurants version of the shrimp soup, but I had spied the French onion soup on the Speisekarte (menu) and couldn’t resist. It, too, was heavenly. However, I did try a spoonful of David’s shrimp soup and found it richer and heartier than the excellent shrimp soup we had the night before at Mikael’s.
Leer is just absolutely delightful. It’s one of those gems of a European city that one will never tire of seeing over and over again. I hope to do exactly that. Plus, it was great spending time with Ed again. He is another friend from my Tulane University days, where he used to be the school’s speech and debate coach while he was doing his graduate studies. He returns once a year to teach a maritime law class in Tulane’s Law School. In our youth, I had a key to the University Center pool and Ed and I, with the occasional friends along, would slip in and swim laps on Sunday nights when the pool was closed. Ah, the memories…
All too soon, however, it was time to start reassembling our backpacks for our 8.20 a.m. departure. Before we left, however, I had just enough time to run across the square and visit the fabulous bakery on the corner one last time. I can never get enough of those German bakeries!









